have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad
i don’t get it but i’ll laugh anyway because you’re hot
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me
Can you believe they call us criminals when he’s assaulting us with that haircut?
This movie came out nearly 30 years ago and this statement is STILL true.
*cums in your mouth and then makes out with you*